Scratchings-and-Sniffings

Posted by Animals at 7:34 PM Thursday, June 17, 2010

Scratchings-and-Sniffings

The Grumpy Old Lady Shares 10 Reasons Cats Are Better than Dogs

Posted: 16 Jun 2010 09:19 AM PDT

PandoraDisapproves I hope no one took Mom's post on why dogs are better than cats, seriously. Seriously, she was joking! How could she not be joking - she lives with me!

After looking at that post, and sitting on her desk for an hour giving her the evil eye (she hates it when I do that)...I decided I should write a better post. A post setting things straight!

Here are 10 Reasons CATS are WAY better than dogs:

1. They're cats. What's better than that? Hmph!

2. Cats mind their own business, not yours. You won't see cats sniffing up your butt! Honestly... what do dogs think they're going to learn when they do that? Whether you took a shower? Cats don't care if you took a shower. Cats just want their nom-noms on time - and we don't care if you showered before you deliver them to us.

3. Cats have manners. We don't slobber. We don't drool. We don't jump up on people and knock them over, to slobber and drool on them. We are just...cute, adorable and soft.Booger-ready-to-play

4. Cats don't bark. Oh yes, this is a biggee. Bark, bark, bark...some dogs just won't shut up! And what are they barking at: leaves, wind, each other...what's up with that?

5. Cats don't need to be entertained when you're away. Honestly, how many dog toys can one house have? And why do dogs delight in those toys with treats inside? I want my treats in my dish, thank you. (we CAN be fun and playful, sometimes, however - at our leisure, not yours)

6. Cats are...just better than dogs.

7. Cats are...way better than dogs.

8. Cats are...superior to dogs in every way.

9. Cats are...less work, more love.

10. Cats rule.

And there you have it. 10 Reasons why cats are always better than dogs.

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