Scratchings-and-Sniffings

Posted by Animals at 5:22 PM Thursday, July 8, 2010

Scratchings-and-Sniffings

The Grumpy Old Lady Has a Fit

Posted: 07 Jul 2010 06:20 AM PDT

You-call-that-breakfast And rightly so! Honestly, how often do I have to tell Tom and Mom that I am not happy about Snotface (that's the ferret - I finally figured out his name). He's such a busy-body!

Just the other day I was minding my own business - I routinely mind my own business, as it's the only business in the house worth minding, and...out of nowhere, that ferret shoved his nose in my belly!

OMC! (oh my cat!) What's up with that? I gave him the loudest hiss I could and even batted at his head a few times. HISS-HJISS-HISS---- BATBATBAT -- HISS-HISS-HISS... But, he KEPT nosing around from my belly to my whiskers!

Mom laughed - that's right, she laughed! She said he just wanted to play but... I don't play! How manyHi-wabby-wanna-play times do I have to tell him I don't play?

Well, I fixed him. I carried on for a long time and Mom got a little worried (I know how to push her buttons).

She took Snotface away and put the gate up. I like that phrase - gate up. Up with Gates! Indeed.

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